All of my friends call me Crispy. Because it kind of rhymes with my preferred name, Crispy, Chris.
Which, quite coincidentally, just about sums up my personality. I am quick in action, faster in reaction, and manifest in emotions and personalities. And just like a bag of chips, I need to finish work, thoughts and actions before it gets stale. I am primarily an interest-driven person, which means I have a great number of hobbies, and I jump between them as the wind shifts. I enjoy humor, expressing myself, and company. I hold my life to be absurd and uncontrollable; thus, I react to life with satire and humor.